Romney in Michigan

Former Mass. Governor Mitt Romney will be speaking at the following GOP functions this week in Michigan -

FRIDAYLivingston

County
LDD7pm

Barnstormer
Banquet
Center9411 E.M-36

Whitmore
Lake

SATURDAY

Saginaw LD Breakfast830am
Germania Club
Saginaw

Genesee LD Lunch12noon

Blue
Collar
Banquet
Center

400 Saginaw St

Flint

Eaton/Ingham LDD7pm
Summit Sportsplex

9410 Davis Hwy

Dimondale

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