State of the State, Romney in Michigan, Pawlenty to speak for McCain, Convention

The State of the State was last night…our taxes are going up…I am too PO’d to talk about it.

Here are some articles:

Is this really what Granholm planned?

Granholm: We need tax boost to compete

This week is also a big week for Michigan on the 08′ front.

First off the big news is that Romney look like he will be announcing his candidacy here in Michigan. Romney is in town to speak at the Detroit Economic club today. He will also be speaking at the convention this weekend.

Check out this postI saw on RedState about the importance of Romney’s EC speech.

According to Michigan for McCain, Gov. Pawlenty will be McCain’s surrogate at the MIGOP Convention.

Brownback will be there as well according to Saul and Giuliani will have his own surrogate speaker.

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