Granholm Inauguration speech
Blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah….Dick Devos sent jobs to China…blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah…My economic plan is in place and working…blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah…
Apparently there was other things said, read some excerpts I missed from the Det. News.
January 2, 2007 - Posted by miswingstater | Uncategorized | | No Comments Yet
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