Who do you not want???
I saw this post over at www.eyeon08.com…
I have not been able to find a link to it anywhere on the net yet, but I thought it was interesting none-the-less.
Apparently it is a CNN/Opinion Research Poll on who people do not want to see as the Presidentail nominee in 08′.
For the Republicans it came in as follows:
Frist 51%
Romney 50%
Gingrich 48%
and for the Dems…
Kerry 51%
Gore 43%
Obama 38%
December 6, 2006 Posted by miswingstater | Presidential 08' | | No Comments Yet
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